30
Dec

Finally a New Post…..and my CAR….

I think i have a really bad habit of leaving my friendster blog into the depths of dust. So, i had to use a 1600watt vacuum cleaner to suck up all the dust on this friendster blog. Now, its clean again and i am having a NEW POST….YAY….FINALLY…..(as though the grandeur)

Once again, i’m meeting the finals of the second semester of my second year of my course of my college of myself of my car of Kuala Lumpur of Malaysia. But this time, things are indeed very different.

This time, i find myself enjoying the three-month ‘ordeal’. It wasn’t exhaustive as the previous semester because i only get to handle 6 subjects (which also means i don’t need to rush for North to South and to the East and West end of the whole college to attend classes that are only a second apart). This semester was also very interesting…

The first good news is that i broke the record for the highest assignment marks of all time for a subject called English for Engineering. I know it may not sound imprortant but i must admit that this subject helps me and my fellow lads to understand deeper on the way you write things on paper the Ingineur’s way. So, i’m very glad that i smashed the record by getting the highest grade. That’s one A for me.

The second good news is that i am pretty active in extra-curricular activities. I joined swimming for the co-curricular activities (compulsory). I liked everything of the co-curriculum except for one thing that i want to rant about. You see, the ratio of female to males is 8 girls to 1 guy. At least half of the girls are very hot/sexy chicks. HOWEVER, there was none in swimsuits……(darn…..that was the best chance to feast my eyes while my gf is not with me……darn….)

The third good news is also about extra-curricular activity. It was the forum. My college held a thing called ‘ProDex 2008′. It’s a technology exhibition organized by the students of the School of Technology. It was held with the college’s Open Day. My part was being one of the speakers for a forum. Yes, you didn’t read it wrong…..a FORUM. Even if you are a master-crapper, you need to have a lot of substance to be a forum speaker. So, i took it seriously and i got everything right. The other two speakers also got everything right and we impressed the audience, the seniors and even the Dr. and the Ir. Cool…….(one word of description)

Fourth good news is about exercising my bragging rights. Nope, not about my car, but about our curricular work. We were given an assignment that is to build an equipment using recycled material. That equipment will an experiment device use to testing. So, me and my group of four decided to build a material strip-compressor to test the tensile/Young’s Modulus for any material. We need to build it and conduct our experiment. Our challenge was to get the value as accurate as possible. The lecturer gave this assignment to use a month ago. We just started 5 days ago and finished in three days. A word of description: COOL…… The result was impressively accurate to our lecturer wh otook a glance at our experiment report. A PHRASE of description: UBER COOL…..

So four good news in a row, it’s more than hat-trick! There’s still one news, the last and also the least, a BAD news. I participated in a public speaking competition in my college. I got knocked out at the round of 16. However, there’s something that i could saviour for myself: i am the best and most entertaining speaker of all time. Every single person in the audio room will remember me. I might post the article of my speech later. The factor that i lost was that two noobie judicators think that my content wasn’t very substantial while one highly experienced language-based judicator gave me the highest marks of all competitors during the round of 16. A PHRASE of description: UBER UBER COOL…..

So, this is a brief update of my ‘ordeal’. In general, it’s cool. It’s really fun and exciting…..A phrase of description: UBER COOL….

Now, on the 13th November, i wrote something about my car. Today, i think i need to write something about my car again…..A phrase of description: UBER UBER UBER UBER COOL…..

By the way, do check out another new blog. See bellow:

applestupid.blogspot.com

(Please be warned that reading the blog may cause head-banging or head-desk behaviour. It’s just so stupid and ridiculous that may force you to defy your logic and common sense. However, it’s very welcomed to enjoy the stupidity nature of the fictional writer created by me and my friends. It’s hilarious too….enjoy)

13
Oct

Light and Easy…..and My Car

To be honest to myself, I felt like this semester is very much easier. When i compare my current situation with the situation of my previous sem in the same time-frame, this time everything felt extremely lite and easy, and free, too.

On the previous semester for the frist two weeks, things had already become hellish. The tight weekly schedule, 12 subjects to rush, 100 over chapters to read into in 14 weeks, no time to rest and recover and we already starting to feel the heat.

This time everything felt much easier, maybe because we were used to the situations during the previous semester and during our STPM/A-Level situations. You can imagine a Special Ops soldier being trained to the limit and then he retires and work as a security guard. That’s the kind of difference i felt.

I’m not taking this for granted. Given that our schedule is linient, i’m feeling that people are expecting more from us. We have to show that we are capable. In other words, we really have to score flying colours. I dare not doubt our capabilities (as well as mine). So, i’m pretty confident that all of us could score the best we can.

Since this only the second week the second semester, we want to take things really easy on ourselves. We hang out at cyber-cafes for gaming during extensive break-hour. I would sometimes spend my time with my honey during lunch-break. That would take about two hours or so. That’s how easy things are for me now.

I realized i’m fond of my car as well. The charming old, 12 years running, locally made Proton Satria. It’s in green (rare colour) and it’s made in 1995. It’s that Proton Satria with the similar back of the Mitsubishi Mirage. It’s very old and you kinda expecting that my car would run like an old poorly maintained Datsun. And you might think that i am wierd, fonding an old car. But heck, it’s really good.

It’s a small simple car. It’s nimble, quick and a fun car. The best part is that it is in a rare green colour. I washed it almost every week. I’ve added some fiber-black skirtings and recently installed an alarm system (its alarm system was dead for some time). But those cosmetic accesories are nothing special, yet somehow made it look a little bit different and unique.

The most interesting part of the car is how the engine could still perform like a Lamboghini Gallardo’s engine with 6 pistons less and a little bit more economical, a little bit. It’s already more than 12 years old and the engine performance was splendid. It’s smooth, powerful, and sounds good. Even though that little 1.6 engine has only a single cam, it could still get you to 180km/h. I didn’t venture beyond that speed because 180km/h is fast enough for a small car.

I did 180 when the engine wasn’t in a very good condition. It’s piston rings are damaged, leaking lubricant, less efficient fuel burn and a very dirty oil filter. It couls still do 180 for me. So i sent the car to a workshop and the repair work cost me RM1000++. The result was even better. A slight touch of the throttle pedal sent a caution to you (don’t TOUCH too hard). Flick the the pedal a little bit more and you see yourself reeling out of a junction.

I’ll write more about my car. Gotta stop here. Need some sleep and music (at the same time, I’m a parallel working processor, but not dual-core)

30
Sep

HOLIDAY

yeah, the tittle said so. I’m having semester break now for two weeks. This is the last week and i’ll resume my college on sem 2 the following week. I’m enjoying myself this two weeks. I let out my stupidity, ideas and everything to run freely, much more freedom than before.

During my first sem (first 14-week, 12-subject stint), things felt tight and locked up. Imagine locking your wheels at high speed and you don’t have ABS and you feet can loose the brake padels cuz there’s a dog you’re about to crash into. Somehow i could still manage, with the casualty of one or two subjects (hopefully it won’t).

I’m looking forward to my second semester. I will have 6 subjects so my time table won’t be too tight and hectic. Which means i will have more time to work on my assignments and outside projects.

Currently i am trying to initiate some projects to work with my classmates with the funding support from my father’s company. I can’t tell you how my dad’s company decided so but i just take that chance. I would join with some of my classmates who are interested and start with small projects. We’ll be working by build-and-sell business. Just to earn extra income. I wanna get myself a Satria Neo.

So if there is anyone who wanna improve a manufacturing system, you can contact me and we’ll see what we can do. We will try our best we can to build something effective according to you requirements. Be it barcoding, conveyour etc, we can do it. (advertising….)

I’ll update until now. Write more craps later. But you can find more craps at the following new blog:

http://applestupid.blogspot.com

It’s a new blog created by me and Jason and my bro. It’s load of shit and stupidity that makes us laugh about. Enjoy reading it….

18
Sep

ANWAR WON 41 SEATS!!!

SHOCKING NEWS!!! ANWAR HAS WON 41 SEATS ALREADY!!!! FORTY ONE SEATS!!!

He got 10 seats from IKEA, 20 seats from Courts and the remaining 11 seats from Lorenzo.

He has already sworn in as the MP. He sworn in in-front of the Agong…Agong’s picture…..

*XD*

17
Sep

One Love

I am not my honey…

My honey is not me…

But we are one…

Sharing one heart….

Only one love.

(I’m amused at myself….i can actually write something like that while listening to metal music….cool)

08
Sep

You Don’t Know Where You Are…..

Conversation between me and my bro:

Me: Hey, where are you?

Bro: I’m in the room lah….duh~~

Me: You don’t know where are you…

Bro: I know, i’m in the room.

Me: Where’s the room?

Bro: In the house…

Me: Where’s the house?

Bro: In Taman XXXXX…

Me: Where’s Taman XXXX?

Bro: In Malaysia….

Me: Where’s Malaysia?

Bro: On earth…

Me: Where’s earth?

Bro:In the solar system….

Me: Where’s the solar system?

Bro: In The Orion Arm….

Me: Where’s the Orion Arm?

Bro: It’s in the Milky Way, part of the Milky Way….

Me: Where’s the Milky Way?

Bro: In the Universe…

Me: Where’s the Universe?

Bro: I don’t know…

Me: See….You don’t know where you are….

*crap*

(The Orion Arm is a part of the milky way….My bro is really a geek…)

06
Sep

Rants About A Racists UMNO Delegate

I’ve read the papers and recently there was a big issue from a bastard who i cannot name him. I call him AHMAD (which is practically his name). He is a Penang UMNO delegate (not so). We all know that UMNO has some internal political issues about power struggling and such due to the recent crack down on corruption. I know, you know, they know, God knows…just keep quiet and don’t mention. UMNO people have been heavily corrupted as we heard, which is quite evident through the political struggle within the party itself. (oops, did i just mentioned it?)

So back to the Ahmad. He’s a wimp and a political muggle. He said that the chinese are foreign imigrants and we do not deserve equality rights during a speech for the UMNO Penang division. The Malays there were silent. They didn’t react, including Najib (good or a bad thing). A few Malays were looking at the Chinese reporters who attended the ceramah and felt ashamed. The reporters were definitely not amused.

Nobody was amused about the remark. However, somehow there were 13 dickheads from Penang UMNO branch supported his stand not to give apology. Ahmad the-nuclear-dickhead stand firm that he will not apologize and that he never did anything wrong. I was like “duh~~? the cops are investigating…you not wrong?”

The amusing part was that Ahmad the-nuclear-dickhead ignored the top leaders heed. Najib had already apologized on behalf of Ahmad (which is unneccessary) yet today, i read the papers that he insist of not giving apology. Ahmed is a good case of studying how dickheads work.

First, I would like to remind all of you that we are living together in harmony since the rule of Parameswara in Malacca. Foreigners have come to the Malayan land, stayed at the Malayan land, produced in the Malayan land and here we are now. Altogether in Malaysia as one unity.

For more than 600 years, we live together on the same land. We advanced together, we trade good together, we even have trans-racial marriages almost everday. We don’t care about what race anymore. We even commit coruption together. Honestly, I am very proud of my nation even though for the pass 20 over years of Mahathir’s ruling we didn’t fare higher as we hoped. Even with the Petronas Twin Tower standing proudly in the centre of KL, we still do not know how to use the public loo properly. With Wawasan 2020 getting closer, there are still some old dickheads back tract into racial issues.

More than 600 years after Parameswara stepped into Malacca, someone in the growing population of Malaysia said something in Penang:

“….Chinese are the foreign immigrants. They don’t deserve equality…..”

To be honest, I’m very angered and saddened by that remarks. We have been together for SIX HUNDRED YEARS, yet today this immigrant-Malay mix back-tracked his mind to talk something that has been long resolved. By right, it was the Japanese who disunite us. Then, we worked really hard to overcome our difference again. In 1963, racial crissis happened due to some dickheads; And again we resolved it. Now what….Ahmad the-nuclear-dickhead wants to be the ‘hero’ of the Malays and start another 1963?

There was never a racial problem. It was people like him who has problems. I think he lost his Penang MP’s post to a DAP guy and not happy with it. Maybe he a got a bit more unhappy when the DAP guy checked his land-ownership issue. I know, you know, they know, God knows. So just keep quiet about Ahmad corrupted to get the land. (Did i just mention again?)

So when he’s unhappy or scared about it, he made some dreadful remarks on the DAP guy’s race. Since the DAP guy is a chinese, he simply talk the Chinese as foreign immigrants. Sad….Why us? Why not the Indians? (:-P)

He still refuses to apologize. So what else does he want? Even his own race is not amused. He thinks he has the largest dick and he is above the law. He can make racial remarks and not not taking responsibility about it. I wish i can be like him so that i can publicly declare the fact that he is a dickhead, not a Malay, and he shouldn’t even exist on earth at all!

I hope Pak Lah make stern actions against that Ahmad the-nuclear-dickhead.

05
Sep

Primary School Essay: My Dream House

This sounds like a primary school essay where kids are given such a title and write something about it. So let’s just imagine that i am STANDARD 1 and my english teacher give me a title essay to write about and this will be what i will write….

“MY DREAM HOUSE”

Hi! My name is Ian The Man. I am 7 years old and i have a dream house. I don’t want to have a big and beautiful house. I also don’t want to have a house with swimming pool and a garden because those are for wimps.

I want to have a medium size house so that my family and i can live comfortably without scared of thieves. I want my house to look humble and sweet and comfortable. I want my family to live happily in the house. My dream house will have bedrooms for my future children and maybe a special room where me and my wire can have sex. I want that special room to be accoustically isolated so that my future kids won’t get to hear us moan when having sex.

I also want a average size bathroom, just enough size so that me and my wife can have sex there comfortably too. It also must have a bathtub. It will be nice to have a bath with my wife together in it. Also, i want to have a computer room, a playing room and a study room for the kids so that they can spend their time there. By the way, i also want to have an LCD TV hanging on the wall of my master bedroom. It will be pleasent to watch High Definition porn videos while having sex with my wife.

In my dream house, i want to have a very very large underground basement. I want the basement to be about 15 to 20 feet deep and as big as a football field. I want the basement to split into many sections.

I want a basement section to be an entertaintment room for my family or guests to watch movie, have a party or sing karaoke. It will be nice to have them underground so that we won’t disturb the neighbours on the surface.

I also want another section in the basement specifically for cars. I want that section to have a machines and tools so that i can build my own car. I could have a welding machine and shaping machine to build special body parts for my car such as diffusers, aerodynamic wings and body panels. With that, i can build my car to the ultimate driving machine, better than BMW. I can even build and modify engines by making special turbo, exhaust system, Engine Control Unit and brakes. I could even put in a robot arm to help my build sensitive mechnical parts for engines. This section can also allow me to make machinery parts to repair or build machines and sell.

With that basement i can do so many things. I can even buy a second-hand BMW sports car and change into the ultimate racing machine and sell to racing teams or drive for myself. I can even build the most secure car to protect my family on the road in case of accident or robbery.

Since the basement is bigger than my house, i want to have multiple entry points at secret locations. These secret entrance will be very convinient to hide my illegally modified cars. Anytime when i am being followed, i can simply drive into a thick bush where I only know the road. I will drive into the thick bush and trees then enter an entrance hidden in the midst of the trees and bushes. Then nobody can find where is my car. The doors of the entrance will be like the surface grounds. It will automatically open or close when i press a romote control. Then i can enter and close it back, just like the movies.

I will also build many more house of the same size as mine to conceal my large secret basement. I will build those houses and sell or rent them. I don’t want to build swimming pools or gardens around my house because those are for wimps.

This is my dream house; a normal size house with convinient places to have sex and a large secret basement for technology and engineering as well as entertainment, and maybe sex as well. I will study hard and work hard to build my dream house. I want to get the best results in my test and get the best job with the best pay and build my dream house.

The end.

03
Sep

Smart

What if i’m smart
what if i’m not stupid
what if everyone else is stupid
what if nobody is smarter than me
what if i’m smarter than everybody else
what if smart is RELATIVE
what if everybody else is not smart
what if i’m smarter;
That means I’m smarter than everybody else;
That’s for sure….

(having my final semester exams….must tell that i am smart…since smart is relative, i’m smarter than everybody else; what if i’m really smart, what if i’m………………)

*crap*

13
Aug

Sanity Quote

Those who are sane call themselves insane;
Those who are insane call themselves sane.