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This sounds like a primary school essay where kids are given such a title and write something about it. So let’s just imagine that i am STANDARD 1 and my english teacher give me a title essay to write about and this will be what i will write….

“MY DREAM HOUSE”

Hi! My name is Ian The Man. I am 7 years old and i have a dream house. I don’t want to have a big and beautiful house. I also don’t want to have a house with swimming pool and a garden because those are for wimps.

I want to have a medium size house so that my family and i can live comfortably without scared of thieves. I want my house to look humble and sweet and comfortable. I want my family to live happily in the house. My dream house will have bedrooms for my future children and maybe a special room where me and my wire can have sex. I want that special room to be accoustically isolated so that my future kids won’t get to hear us moan when having sex.

I also want a average size bathroom, just enough size so that me and my wife can have sex there comfortably too. It also must have a bathtub. It will be nice to have a bath with my wife together in it. Also, i want to have a computer room, a playing room and a study room for the kids so that they can spend their time there. By the way, i also want to have an LCD TV hanging on the wall of my master bedroom. It will be pleasent to watch High Definition porn videos while having sex with my wife.

In my dream house, i want to have a very very large underground basement. I want the basement to be about 15 to 20 feet deep and as big as a football field. I want the basement to split into many sections.

I want a basement section to be an entertaintment room for my family or guests to watch movie, have a party or sing karaoke. It will be nice to have them underground so that we won’t disturb the neighbours on the surface.

I also want another section in the basement specifically for cars. I want that section to have a machines and tools so that i can build my own car. I could have a welding machine and shaping machine to build special body parts for my car such as diffusers, aerodynamic wings and body panels. With that, i can build my car to the ultimate driving machine, better than BMW. I can even build and modify engines by making special turbo, exhaust system, Engine Control Unit and brakes. I could even put in a robot arm to help my build sensitive mechnical parts for engines. This section can also allow me to make machinery parts to repair or build machines and sell.

With that basement i can do so many things. I can even buy a second-hand BMW sports car and change into the ultimate racing machine and sell to racing teams or drive for myself. I can even build the most secure car to protect my family on the road in case of accident or robbery.

Since the basement is bigger than my house, i want to have multiple entry points at secret locations. These secret entrance will be very convinient to hide my illegally modified cars. Anytime when i am being followed, i can simply drive into a thick bush where I only know the road. I will drive into the thick bush and trees then enter an entrance hidden in the midst of the trees and bushes. Then nobody can find where is my car. The doors of the entrance will be like the surface grounds. It will automatically open or close when i press a romote control. Then i can enter and close it back, just like the movies.

I will also build many more house of the same size as mine to conceal my large secret basement. I will build those houses and sell or rent them. I don’t want to build swimming pools or gardens around my house because those are for wimps.

This is my dream house; a normal size house with convinient places to have sex and a large secret basement for technology and engineering as well as entertainment, and maybe sex as well. I will study hard and work hard to build my dream house. I want to get the best results in my test and get the best job with the best pay and build my dream house.

The end.